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100. American beauty (1999)
"Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life?" Well, that's true with every day except one: the day that you die."

99. The Karate Kid (1984)
"Wax-on, wax-off."

98. Flåklypa Grand Prix (1975)
"Jaså, dekk sitt og glor?"

97. Pulp fiction (1994)
"Bring out the Gimp."

96. Wayne's world (1992)
"We're not worthy. We're not worthy."

95. Basic Instinct (1992)
"What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?"

94. Wall Street (1987)
"Lunch is for wimps."

93. Olsenbanden
"Helmaks, Egon!"

92. Gladiator (2000)
"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

91. Liar Liar (1997)
"-My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
-That's just something ugly people say."

90. Cool hand luke (1967)
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

89. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
"- How tall are you, private?
- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

88. The Godfather (Gudfaren) (1972)
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

87. In a lonelye place (1950)
"I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me."

86. Ford Fairlaine (1990)
"Un-fucking-believable."

85. Fargo (1996)
"You betcha!"

84. On the waterfront (1954)
"You don't understand! I could’ve had class. I could’ve been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

83. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994
"-How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
-Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime."

82. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
"Initiative comes to thems that wait."

81. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
"I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless."

80. Noe helt annet (1985)
"Jeg er ikke full, men det er månen."

79. The Shawshank redemption (Frihetens regn) (1994)
"Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin'."

78. The Mask (1994)
"Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."

77. Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
"Attica! Attica!"

76. Clueless (1995)
"As if!"

75. Citizen Kane (1941)
"Rosebud"

74. The Exorcist (Eksorsisten) (1973)
"What an excellent day for an exorcism."

73. Gladiator (2000)
"At my signal, unleash hell."

72. As Good As It Gets (1997)
"When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke..."

71. Titanic (1997)
"I'm king of the world!"

70. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
"The old ultraviolence."

69. Donnie Brasco (1997)
"Forget about it."

68. Dead Poets Society (Dagen er din) (1989)
"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

67. The Fly (Fluen) (1986)
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

66. Dirty dancing (1987)
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

65. The Mask (1994)
"Somebody stop me!"

64. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
"O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

63. Pulp Fiction (1994)
"This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here."

62. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

61. The Sting (Stikket) (1973)
"What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me?!"

60. When Harry Met sally (1989)
"I'll have what she's having."

59. Ace Ventura, Pet detective (1994)
All-righty then!

58. Borat (2006)
Do this car have a pussymagnet?

57. Casablanca (1942)
"Here's looking at you, kid."

56. Ford Fairlane (1990)
"So many assholes, and so few bullets."

55. Pretty Woman (1990)
"- You're late.
- You're stunning.
- You're forgiven."

54. Chinatown (1974)
"You're dumber than you think I think you are."

53. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Gjøkeredet) (1975)
"Which one of you nuts has got any guts?"

52. Silence of the lambs (Nattsvermeren) 1991.
"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."

51. James Bond (1962)
"Shaken, not stirred."

50. Scent of woman (Duften av kvinne) 1992
" You're in no position disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples."

49. As Good As It Gets (1997)
"Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you."

48. Olsenbanden
"Alt er taima og tilrettelagt."

47. Cape Fear (1991)
Come out, come out, wherever you are!

46. Scent of woman (Duften av kvinne) (1992)
"Hoo ha! Bring out the booze."

45. Braveheart (1995)
"They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

44. Jerry Maguire (1996)
"You complete me."

43. Gudfaren III (1990)
"Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in."

42. Forrest Gump (1994)
"Stupid is as stupid does."

41. Jerry Maguire (1996)
"You had me at ‘hello’."

40. E.T (1982)
"E.T. phone home".

39. James Bond (1962)
"The name's Bond, James Bond".

38. Austin Powers (1997)
"Yeah, baby"

37. The Sixth Sense (Den sjette sansen) (1999)
"I see dead people."

36. Patton (1970)
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

35. Olsenbanden
"Jeg har en plan!"

34. Trainspotting (1996)
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

33. As Good As It Gets (1997)
"- How do you write women so well?
- I think of a man... then I take away reason, and accountability."

32. Lasse og Geir (1976)
"Snurp igjen smella di, du maser som et lokomotiv."

31. Wall Street (1987)
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

30. Dog Day afternoon (1975)
"Sonny: Kiss me.
Eugene Moretti: What?
Sonny: Kiss me. When I'm being fucked, I like to get kissed a lot."

29. Lord of the rings (Ringenes herre) (2001)
"My Precious."

28. Apollo 13 (1995)
"Houston, we have a problem."

27. Star Wars (1977)
"The force will be with you, always."

26. The Shining (Ondskapens hotel) (1980)
"Here's Johnny!"

25. Borat (2006)
"Jagshemash"

24. Star Wars Episode V (1980)
"May the force be with you."

23. As good as it gets (1997)
"You make me want to be a better man."

22. Casablanca (1942)
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine."

21. Forrest Gump (1994)
"Run Forrest! Run!"

20. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
"Hasta la vista, baby!"

19. Die Hard (1988)
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."

18. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
"I'll be back!"

17. Dirty Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact (1983)
"Go ahead, make my day."

16. Scarface (1983)
"Say hello to my little friend!"

15. Dirty Harry (1971)
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

14. Flåklypa Grand Prix (1975)
"Nei, dra meg baklengs inn i fuglekassa!"

13. Gudfaren II (1974)
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

12. Goodfellas (Mafiabrødre) (1990)
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

11. Jerry Maguire (1996)
"Show me the money!"

10. Apocalypse Now (1979)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

9. Scent of woman (Duften av kvinne) (1992)
"Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is."

8. Flåklypa Grand Prix (1975)
"Kom arbeidslyst og treng deg på. Her skal du motstand finne."

7. Forrest Gump (1994)
"My momma always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.’"

6. Gone with the wind (Tatt av vinden) (1939)
"- Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

5. A few good men (1992)
"You can't handle the truth!"

4. Dr. Strangelove (1964)
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

3. Taxi Driver (1976)
"You talkin' to me?"

2. American Beauty (1999)
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."

1. Gudfaren (1972)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."


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